The Dread Gazebo

The Dread Gazebo

This is a repost of an famous internet story archived here for posterity.The 'original' post can be found here: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/gazebo.html . A YouTube rendition can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLop9wYFOfc

...In the early seventies, Ed Whitchurch ran "his game," and one of the participants was Eric Sorenson. Eric plays something like a computer. When he games he methodically considers each possibility before choosing his preferred option. If given time, he will invariably pick the optimal solution. It has been known to take weeks. He is otherwise, in all respects, a superior gamer.

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Who Is Ceres?

This is a repost of an infamous internet list archived here for posterity. The original version of this quotes page was on Geocities has been archived as well.

"I cast detect evil." "You pass out from the overwhelming evil." "I cast detect evil." "You pass out from the overwhelming evil. After about a minute, Moe wakes up." "I cast detect evil." ~ Moe / Ceres (DM) / Exsam / Ceres / Moe Comments: "How many times must one be scalded by a hot pan before one realizes its hot?" -- Jaimas

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2275 things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do During an RPG

This is a repost of a famous internet list archived here for posterity. The original post is on Live Journal and starts here: http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html

  1. Cannot base characters off the Who's drummer Keith Moon.
  2. A one man band is not an appropriate bard instrument.
  3. There is no Gnomish god of heavy artillery.
  4. My 7th Sea character Boudreaux is not 'Southern' Montaigne.
  5. Not allowed to blow all my skill points on 1pt professional skills.
  6. Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan.
  7. Not allowed to use psychic powers to do the dishes.
  8. How to serve Dragons is not a cookbook.
  9. My monk's lips must be in sync.
  10. Just because my character and I can speak German, doesn't mean the GM can.
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